Jason Tan

Last sunday and monday was my terrible days, cant even walk or move properly, no energy at all and can only lay on the bed to wait ………………

During sunday, before i go to the Shah Alam Taman Pertanian with my good friends yk, mh, vh st, and ty, i already feel unconformable because of sore throat. But, appointment with friends cannot simply cancel or “fong fei gei” and feel got energy to brace until the end. But no, no, no. Half way of the activities only and i already rise up my white flag.

No energy at all and feel bad in that time. The red and big sun attack makes me loss in the jungle. Some more implicated friend of mine who go together. I’m here to say sorry sorry to all of you because cannot complete the Taman Pertanian activities.

After I reach home, i can feel the steam came out from my body, feel every hot on my whole body. Don’t care about it, faster take my shower and ate 2 panadols and go to sleep. But i was wrong, every hard to sleep well, a lot of annoying dream come out. Finally i loss, wake up and ask my brother to buy “lin yang”(羚羊/角) for me to release the hot from my body. After having that, feel better and can sleep well a bit than before.

Early morning on the next day, doctor ask me go to see her. She says i’m in an every terrible sick level and need extra powerful pill to recover. She warning me also if still can’t recover in next 2 days, and then need to take injection to recover. She is quie a good doctor because she automatics give me one day MC without asking me. This is the first time I meet a doctor who give me the MC automatics. Am I handsome or my look that time really “sia si ren”??? Hahaha

Last 3 days really eat a little only. Make me feel hungry and no energy for whole day. Need to take more food to recover my energy first or else can’t enjoy my activities with my good friends again.

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Arrested for laughing!

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing………………She had him arrested.
  
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read:

‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins’.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which
read:

‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:

‘Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.

‘The case was dismissed………!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, Lao Zha Bor rap video.

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