Jason Tan

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…

Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh … dia punya performance tadak bagut… manyak cinang semputloh …

Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa cerita… saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha … saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jangan main2 haa… mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis… lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la….. proton saga……..

This is what a driver will do when fuel price go higher and higher.

Nowadays, full tank of a ss2 motorbike with 100cc need RM12++. What the hell was going on? 

4 year ago, RM5 can get a full tank, but nowadays it rises up to at least 100% of the petrol price. During August, petrol price will adjust again and rise up to at lest RM4.00 base of the international petrol price rate. 

A lot of people who plan to buy a car are now putit on hold and wait for the next adjustment of the petrol price. 

This is my receive today, f*****k, tiu………….., RM11.23 for 4.16 litre only. Motorbike need more than RM10 to get full tank. Walau WTF