Jason Tan

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…

Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh … dia punya performance tadak bagut… manyak cinang semputloh …

Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa cerita… saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha … saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jangan main2 haa… mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis… lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la….. proton saga……..

My dinner with my friends at Jogoya Starhill. It really a wonderful dinner at Jogoya and the food are delicious. We ate from 5.30pm until 9.30pm. 4 hours non-stop eating until we really can’t ate any more. There are too many different kind of dishes and we are not able to finish all the dishes at all. Dim sum, sushi, paper pot soup, desserts, crabs, drunken prawns, oysters, mussels, grilled prawns, lamb and ……

Its really nice, you must try it. It’s worth.

Address：T3, Relish Flr, Starhill Gallery,181, Jalan Bukit Bintang, 55100 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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